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Featuring tropical island artwork, real coordinates, and the welcoming slogan “The Back Door to Paradise,” this design is perfect for travelers, geography nerds, inappropriate vacationers, dirty-minded island enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates a double entendre with verifiable coordinates.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShirt Info:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eprinted on Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tees\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003esoft, lightweight, ringspun and combed cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ecomfortable unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eside-seamed construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003edesigned for everyday wear and questionable vacation decisions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Bella+Canvas 3001 is a soft, lightweight unisex tee with a modern retail fit. It’s comfortable enough for an actual tropical vacation and convincing enough to make strangers wonder whether you really visited Anal Island. Pair it with shorts, sunscreen, and absolutely no explanation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing\/Fit Guide:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBella+Canvas 3001 tees have a unisex retail fit and generally run true to size. Choose your normal size for a standard fit or size up if you prefer something roomier.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat do you get when you shop with us?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🏝️ \u003cstrong\u003eA souvenir from somewhere you probably haven’t been.\u003c\/strong\u003e Anal Island is real. Your vacation story does not have to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🍑 \u003cstrong\u003eA joke that gets worse the longer you look at it.\u003c\/strong\u003e At first it’s a tropical tourist shirt. Then you read the name. 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