{"product_id":"dead-beet-dad-t-shirt","title":"Dead Beet Dad T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eThis funny Dead Beet Dad shirt features a very dead beet surrounded by his grieving little beet family. It’s a stupid vegetable joke taken much further than necessary, which is exactly how we like it.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eMade for fans of dark humor, dad jokes, morbid comedy, weird graphic shirts, and inappropriate humor, this funny beet pun shirt is a solid choice for anyone who appreciates jokes that are dumb, slightly depressing, and probably not worth explaining. It also makes a funny gift for dads, deadbeat dads, vegetable lovers with questionable taste, or anyone who collects strange shirts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShirt Info:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned by \u003ca href=\"happyfishwater.com\"\u003eHappy Fish Water\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/happyfishwater.com\/collections\/funny-offensive-shirts\"\u003eFunny graphic t-shirt\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed cotton \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfortable, relaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight 4.2 oz fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrisp, high-quality print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade-to-order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSee more \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/happyfishwater.com\/collections\/funny-political-shirts\"\u003efunny meme shirts\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eOur unisex graphic tees have a comfortable everyday fit that works for men and women. The lightweight cotton fabric is soft without feeling overly thin, making it an easy shirt for everyday wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy Happy Fish Water?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eEvery Happy Fish Water design starts with an idea that probably should have been abandoned somewhere along the way. Instead, we put it on a shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eOur collection includes funny shirts, dark humor shirts, weird graphic tees, inappropriate shirts, offensive humor, stupid jokes, and designs for people who are tired of normal clothing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eIf your closet could use a dead vegetable being mourned by his children, the Dead Beet Dad shirt has you covered.\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Happy Fish Water","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52765364191512,"sku":null,"price":22.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0903\/7601\/2056\/files\/dead-beet-dad-funny-dark-humor-shirt.png?v=1790346261","url":"https:\/\/happyfishwater.com\/products\/dead-beet-dad-t-shirt","provider":"Happy Fish Water","version":"1.0","type":"link"}