{"product_id":"i-ate-my-foreskin-dad-hat","title":"I Ate My Foreskin Dad Hat","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eFor when you got circumcised… and immediately regretted it. This embroidered dad hat delivers peak vulgar humor with the self-aware slogan “I Ate My Foreskin.” It’s stupidly funny, wildly inappropriate, and the perfect way to publicly announce your post-foreskin crisis. Made with 100% cotton twill, relaxed low-profile fit, and an adjustable strap for all-day comfort. Your new favorite inappropriate meme hat for owning that one irreversible choice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOriginal design by \u003ca href=\"www.happyfishwater.com\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHappy Fish Water\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% chino cotton twill\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreen camo: 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnstructured 6-panel, low-profile fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e6 embroidered eyelets for breathability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3 ⅛” crown height\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdjustable strap with antique buckle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eView more \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/happyfishwater.com\/collections\/funny-dad-hats\"\u003efunny hats for adults\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Happy Fish Water","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":52024422301976,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy","offer_id":52024422334744,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey","offer_id":52024422367512,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Camo","offer_id":52024422400280,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest","offer_id":52024422433048,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0903\/7601\/2056\/files\/foreskin-dad-hat.jpg?v=1777901040","url":"https:\/\/happyfishwater.com\/products\/i-ate-my-foreskin-dad-hat","provider":"Happy Fish Water","version":"1.0","type":"link"}