{"product_id":"i-tolerate-america-t-shirt","title":"I Tolerate America T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003ePatriotism is a spectrum, and sometimes the best you can manage is tolerance. I Tolerate America takes the usual flag-waving enthusiasm and replaces it with a completely indifferent American flag face that looks like it has already heard enough.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis design is for cynical Americans, reluctant patriots, political satire fans, pessimists, progressives, and anyone whose current relationship with the United States can best be described as “it’s complicated.” Patriotic enough to feature the flag. Not patriotic enough to pretend everything is going great.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShirt Info:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned by \u003ca href=\"happyfishwater.com\"\u003eHappy Fish Water\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/happyfishwater.com\/collections\/funny-offensive-shirts\"\u003eFunny graphic t-shirt\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed cotton \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfortable, relaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight 4.2 oz fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrisp, high-quality print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade-to-order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSee more \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/happyfishwater.com\/collections\/funny-political-shirts\"\u003efunny America shirts\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Bella+Canvas 3001 is a soft, lightweight unisex tee with a modern retail fit. Comfortable enough for everyday wear, political arguments, family gatherings, voting, complaining about the government, or quietly staring into the distance while somebody explains why America is the greatest country on Earth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing\/Fit Guide:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBella+Canvas 3001 tees have a unisex retail fit and generally run true to size. Choose your normal size for a standard fit or size up if you prefer something roomier.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat do you get when you shop with us?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eA reasonable amount of patriotism.\u003c\/strong\u003e Not “America is perfect.” Not “death to America.” Just a manageable level of continued tolerance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e😐 \u003cstrong\u003eAn American flag that shares your enthusiasm.\u003c\/strong\u003e We gave it the facial expression of someone who has been following the news.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🦅 \u003cstrong\u003ePolitical commentary requiring almost no explanation.\u003c\/strong\u003e Three words, one deeply unimpressed face, and several centuries of complicated feelings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🗳️ \u003cstrong\u003eSomething for the reluctant patriot.\u003c\/strong\u003e You live here. You have opinions. 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