{"product_id":"women-want-me-fish-fear-me-t-shirt","title":"Women Want Me Fish Fear Me T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eThe classic fishing slogan, rewritten by someone who apparently swallowed a thesaurus.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“My interpersonal presence elicits amorous fixation in women and a correspondingly profound state of existential apprehension among aquatic vertebrates.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s an unnecessarily intellectual way of communicating a very simple message: women want me, fish fear me. Featuring a largemouth bass surrounded by an absurd amount of academic-sounding language, this design is for fishermen, anglers, bass fishing fans, outdoors people, weird meme enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys taking a stupid joke far more seriously than necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShirt Info:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned by \u003ca href=\"happyfishwater.com\"\u003eHappy Fish Water\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/happyfishwater.com\/collections\/funny-offensive-shirts\"\u003eFunny graphic t-shirt\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed cotton \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfortable, relaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight 4.2 oz fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrisp, high-quality print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade-to-order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSee more \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/happyfishwater.com\/collections\/funny-shirts-safe-for-work\"\u003efunny meme shirts\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Bella+Canvas 3001 is a soft, lightweight unisex tee with a modern retail fit. Comfortable enough for a day on the water and sophisticated enough to make it appear that your fishing obsession has been peer reviewed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing\/Fit Guide:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBella+Canvas 3001 tees have a unisex retail fit and generally run true to size. Choose your normal size for a standard fit or size up if you prefer something roomier.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat do you get when you shop with us?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎣 \u003cstrong\u003eA fishing joke with an unnecessary college education.\u003c\/strong\u003e We took a sentence that required six words and turned it into something that sounds like an abstract from an academic journal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🐟 \u003cstrong\u003eA largemouth bass experiencing existential apprehension.\u003c\/strong\u003e Regular fear apparently wasn't complicated enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🧠 \u003cstrong\u003eA completely unreasonable amount of vocabulary.\u003c\/strong\u003e Why say something normally when you can make everyone read it twice?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📚 \u003cstrong\u003eIntellectual humor for profoundly unserious people.\u003c\/strong\u003e Ideal for fishermen, anglers, meme enthusiasts, and people who enjoy making simple things needlessly complicated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐ \u003cstrong\u003eOriginal artwork for people who take stupid jokes too far.\u003c\/strong\u003e From Happy Fish Water, where even fishing memes can become unnecessarily verbose.\u003cstrong style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Happy Fish Water","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52639213191448,"sku":null,"price":22.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0903\/7601\/2056\/files\/women-want-me-fish-fear-me-shirt.png?v=1788962998","url":"https:\/\/happyfishwater.com\/products\/women-want-me-fish-fear-me-t-shirt","provider":"Happy Fish Water","version":"1.0","type":"link"}