Shirts for People Who Feel Like the System Is Broken

Some shirts are easy to wear. These aren’t.

These sit in that weird space between funny and a little too accurate. Anti billionaire shirts, anti corporate shirts, and political humor that doesn’t really try to soften anything. The kind of stuff that makes people laugh for a second and then immediately experience the 5 stages of grief.

If you’re already into controversial political shirts, dark humor graphic tees, or anything anti CEO or anti corporate greed, you will love these.

1. I Can’t Afford To Be Alive 

It starts with not being able to afford a house. Then rent. Then groceries. Then somehow everything. This just skips all the steps and lands at the final boss. Not exaggerated, not even dramatic anymore, just where things feel like they’re heading.

2. Farting and Shitting? In This Economy? 

Rent is insane, food is expensive, and now even existing feels like a luxury. This just skips ahead to the next logical problem. If everything else costs money, why wouldn’t this.

3. Forcibly Microchipped 

Started with time clocks, then apps, then constant tracking. A clean, efficient way for companies to make sure you’re always working. You can probably name a few places that would try it.

4. Profits Over People

Everyone says “people over profits,” right up until there’s a cheaper option. Enter humanoid robots that don’t need paychecks, breaks or call in sick. Suddenly the priorities of the money hungry CEO's and shareholders get a lot more clear.

5. Billionaires Are Just Like Us 

“Just like us” doesn’t really hold up when you think about it. These are people who could wipe out poverty on earth and still make it to a private, masked human meat/blood drinking party the next night. Instead it’s rockets, yachts, and private islands. Makes you wonder what you’d do with that kind of money. 

More Funny Offensive Shirts, Cringe Shirts, and Weird Graphic Tees

If this is your kind of humor, there’s more where this came from. You can dig through the full range of funny offensive shirts, or go more specific with our cringe shirts, or weird shirts, which include designs that sit somewhere between hilarious jokes and depressing reality.