Making Unwearable Shirts: Pushing the Limits of Bad Taste

Happy Fish Water makes embarrassing inappropriate shirts that live in the uncomfortable space between “this is hilarious” and “why does this exist.” We love controversial shirts, but we don’t do racism, homophobia, or anything aimed at real people’s identities. We’re here to push bad taste, not spread hate. Some folks don’t get the difference, but we take it seriously. And with that in mind, here are some of our most unwearable tshirts.

Jesus Is My Co-Pilot and We’re Cruising for Pussy

A religious phrase turned into the worst road-trip slogan ever printed. It turns wholesome imagery into something proudly inappropriate, making this shirt completely unfit for polite environments.

Sniffing Glue Won’t Keep Families Together

A chaotic anti-drug reminder that somehow manages to make things worse. It reads like advice from someone who definitely shouldn’t be giving it.

I Bleached My Butthole for This

Pure oversharing in shirt form. It’s blunt, unnecessary, and guaranteed to make everyone avoid eye contact. Easily one of the most humiliating things you could willingly put on.

I’m Just Here to Fuck Your Dad

This tee radiates feral confidence. There’s no subtlety, no buildup, just immediate chaos. Perfect for someone who enjoys destabilizing every social setting they enter.

I Have Pubic Lice

A confession nobody asked for, delivered without fear. Wearing this is like announcing your entire personal history to strangers who absolutely didn’t want the information.

Botched Penis Implant

A medical mishap turned into casual fashion. It walks the line between tragic and hilarious, and it’s impossible to read without doing a full mental double-take.

These designs show exactly where we plant our flag, embracing the outrageous, the embarrassing, and the aggressively inappropriate while keeping our ethics intact. We don’t make shirts that target identities or punch down, but we’ll absolutely make something unwearable if the joke is ridiculous enough. If you’re into tees that feel like they should’ve stayed a terrible idea in someone’s notes app, Happy Fish Water is your home.