Our Story

We didn't set out to change the world. We set out to make the worst T-shirts possible.
In 2010, in a rainy corner of Seattle, we started designing offensive, weird, and cursed shirts for a consignment shop that didn't know any better. After a few failed businesses — including a frozen yogurt stand in Costa Rica — it was obvious: this was the only bad idea worth sticking with.

Now we make shirts that offend, confuse, and occasionally make someone laugh. Mostly ourselves.

Welcome to whatever this is.