Our Story

We didn't set out to change the world. We set out to make the worst shirts possible.
In 2010, in a rainy corner of Seattle, we started designing offensive, weird, and cursed shirts for a consignment shop that didn't know any better. After a few failed businesses, including a frozen yogurt stand in Costa Rica, it was obvious that this was the only bad idea worth sticking with.

Now we make shirts that offend, confuse, and occasionally make someone laugh. Mostly ourselves.

Welcome to whatever this is.