The Ultimate Guide to Inappropriate Shirts for Girls Trips
A girls trip is the perfect chance to act unfiltered, laugh too hard, and wear something you definitely wouldn’t choose for a brunch date with mom. If your group prefers dark humor that pushes boundaries and unhinged shirts that make strangers stare, these picks from Happy Fish Water will fit right into the weekend.
Be A Slut, Do Whatever You Want
The unofficial motto for a weekend away. This shirt encourages everyone to loosen up and enjoy themselves without overthinking a single thing. It’s confident, direct, and always gets a laugh.
God’s Favorite Slut
A perfect mix of offensive religious humor and shameless confidence. This one suits the friend who always says she’s blessed and highly favored while doing things she definitely shouldn’t be doing.
Great Girl, Huge Bush
Every group has someone who proudly lives natural and free. This shirt is a hilarious tribute to the friend who doesn’t care what anyone thinks and refuses to apologize for it.
Get In Bitches, We’re Catching Herpes
For the friend who screams “shotgun” and somehow convinces everyone to go along with her questionable ideas. It’s loud, ridiculous, and perfect for the trip’s most questionable nights.
I’m Just Here To Fuck Your Dad
There’s always one friend who brings unfiltered energy. She says exactly what she’s thinking and has no problem making the entire table spit out their drinks. This shirt suits her perfectly.
Sex Drive? I Don’t Have a License
Ideal for the friend who flirts constantly but never commits. A funny, self-aware tee that captures the energy of messy text conversations and mysterious DMs.
My Other Ride Is Your Dad
The ultimate dad-joke-gone-wrong. This one delivers a perfectly inappropriate punchline that makes it impossible not to laugh, even if you pretend you’re above the humor.
Girls trips are meant for fun, unforgettable moments, and wearing shirts you’d never risk in any normal setting. If your group loves NSFW tees that push boundaries and raunchy humor that hits a little too hard, these designs add the perfect energy to your next getaway.
Find even more inappropriate and funny options in the Women’s Collection at happyfishwater.com