I Have Drugs in My Body Cavity says exactly what it needs to—loud, dumb, and proudly incriminating. Perfect for fans of dark humor shirts, offensive shirts, and cursed tees.
Whether you’re into ironic t-shirts, edgy humor apparel, or just want TSA to take a real interest in your luggage, this one’s for you. Great for lovers of weird, embarrassing shirts—and a highly questionable choice for the airport if you enjoy getting “randomly selected.”
