This shirt isn’t a defense, it’s a warning. The “You Can’t Breathalyze Meth” T-shirt is a high-speed collision of dark humor, drug meme energy, and criminally stupid logic. Perfect for fans of offensive meme shirts, inappropriate internet jokes, and unhinged graphic tees that say way too much. Whether you’ve made bad decisions or just want to wear one, this tee delivers the exact level of concern you’re not ready to handle.
