You Can't Breathalyze Meth T-Shirt

What’s the logic behind doing meth just because there’s no breathalyzer for it? Honestly, we’re not sure either, but that’s never stopped anyone from turning terrible decision making into a personality trait. “You Can’t Breathalyze Meth” takes criminal loophole logic, drug humor, and absolute confidence in bad ideas and turns it into one wildly inappropriate meme shirt. Perfect for fans of dark humor, offensive graphic tees, and jokes that sound like they came from a guy explaining himself outside a gas station at 2AM.

• Designed by Happy Fish Water
• Funny graphic t-shirt
• 100% combed cotton 
• Comfortable, relaxed fit
• Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric
• Crisp, high-quality print
• Made-to-order
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