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A Couple Million Cigarettes T-Shirt

A Couple Million Cigarettes T-Shirt

$22.98 USD
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A Couple Million Cigarettes Never Hurt Anyone is a funny smoking shirt celebrating the fine art of ignoring medical evidence. Doctors, scientists, and virtually every warning label ever printed may disagree, but we're choosing to focus on the anecdotal evidence.

Featuring a sarcastic cigarette joke and a healthy dose of denial, this dark humor graphic tee is for smokers, former smokers, and anyone who appreciates terrible logic delivered with complete confidence. It's an intentionally ridiculous statement about smoking, questionable reasoning, and the human ability to ignore inconvenient facts.

Shirt Info:

  • Original Happy Fish Water artwork
  • Soft, lightweight 100% combed cotton
  • Relaxed, comfortable unisex fit
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.²
  • High-quality graphic print
  • Made to order

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