A Couple Million Cigarettes T-Shirt

Doctors, scientists, and virtually every warning label ever printed may have a slightly different opinion, but we're choosing to focus on the anecdotal evidence. The A Couple Million Cigarettes Never Hurt Anyone shirt celebrates the timeless human tradition of looking directly at overwhelming evidence and shrugging. Featuring a healthy dose of denial and dark humor, this funny smoking shirt is perfect for people who appreciate terrible logic.

Loaded with cynical humor and an intentionally ridiculous slogan, this funny graphic tee makes a great gift for smokers, former smokers, nicotine enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys jokes that are obviously not meant to be taken seriously. If questionable reasoning and dark comedy are your thing, this shirt belongs in your collection.

• Designed by Happy Fish Water
• Funny graphic t-shirt
• 100% combed cotton 
• Comfortable, relaxed fit
• Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric
• Crisp, high-quality print
• Made-to-order
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