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Accept Jesus (and get a free fountain drink) T-Shirt

Accept Jesus (and get a free fountain drink) T-Shirt

$22.98 USD
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Take a spiritually fulfilling trip to the world’s least reverent pizza chain, where salvation comes with a free 24 oz. fountain drink and eternal life is apparently part of the combo meal. “Accept Jesus and Get a Free Fountain Drink” transforms fast-food advertising and Christianity into one gloriously stupid piece of religious satire. Perfect for fans of offensive Jesus meme shirts, absurd church humor, and graphic tees that make organized religion feel suspiciously close to a late night drive-thru promotion. If you prefer your spiritual enlightenment with extra cheese and unlimited refills, this funny Christian parody shirt is a must-have.

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