Autistic Virgin Hoodie

The Autistic Virgin hoodie combines two deeply personal facts into one unnecessarily cheerful announcement. Featuring large white lettering, a colorful rainbow, and fluffy clouds, the design looks like an innocent motivational graphic until you actually read it. Apparently, there's no reason to keep your social life, romantic history, or complete lack thereof a secret when you can put everything right on your chest.

This funny autism hoodie takes awkward self-disclosure and turns it into a ridiculously upbeat personal introduction. The contrast between the sweet rainbow artwork and the blunt, self-deprecating slogan makes the joke even more uncomfortable. A sarcastic graphic hoodie for autistic adults who appreciate awkward humor, sexual inexperience jokes, and the questionable wisdom of telling complete strangers far too much information.

Hoodie Info:

• Original Happy Fish Water artwork
• Relaxed, comfortable fit
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• 8.0 oz./yd.² fabric with air-jet spun yarn
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Front pouch pocket; made to order

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