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Dead Beet Dad T-Shirt

Dead Beet Dad T-Shirt

$22.98 USD
$22.98 USD
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This funny Dead Beet Dad shirt features a very dead beet surrounded by his grieving little beet family. It’s a stupid vegetable joke taken much further than necessary, which is exactly how we like it.

Made for fans of dark humor, dad jokes, morbid comedy, weird graphic shirts, and inappropriate humor, this funny beet pun shirt is a solid choice for anyone who appreciates jokes that are dumb, slightly depressing, and probably not worth explaining. It also makes a funny gift for dads, deadbeat dads, vegetable lovers with questionable taste, or anyone who collects strange shirts.

Shirt Info:

Our unisex graphic tees have a comfortable everyday fit that works for men and women. The lightweight cotton fabric is soft without feeling overly thin, making it an easy shirt for everyday wear.

Why Happy Fish Water?

Every Happy Fish Water design starts with an idea that probably should have been abandoned somewhere along the way. Instead, we put it on a shirt.

Our collection includes funny shirts, dark humor shirts, weird graphic tees, inappropriate shirts, offensive humor, stupid jokes, and designs for people who are tired of normal clothing.

If your closet could use a dead vegetable being mourned by his children, the Dead Beet Dad shirt has you covered.

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