Dress For The Job You Want T-Shirt

Career advice usually involves networking, setting goals, and believing in yourself. This shirt skips all that and recommends showing up dressed as a professional cow inseminator. It's an impressively literal interpretation of motivational advice, and somehow that makes it even worse.

Perfect for fans of oddly specific humor, gross-out comedy, weird graphic tees, and embarrassing shirts that are guaranteed to make at least one person ask, "Why?"

• Designed by Happy Fish Water
• Funny graphic t-shirt
• 100% combed cotton 
• Comfortable, relaxed fit
• Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric
• Crisp, high-quality print
• Made-to-order
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