Eat Ass Die Young T-Shirt

Here at Happy Fish Water we believe inspirational quotes should be a little less inspirational and a lot more disgusting. If “Eat Ass, Die Young” speaks to your personal philosophy, questionable priorities, or general lack of long term planning, this funny vulgar shirt was made for you. Whether you’re headed to a party, music festival, dive bar, or just wandering through life with chaotic confidence, this inappropriate meme tee delivers exactly the kind of dirty humor people immediately understand and wish they didn’t. Soft, comfortable, and loaded with raunchy energy, this absurd graphic shirt makes the perfect gag gift for anyone committed to living recklessly and oversharing proudly.

• Designed by Happy Fish Water
• Funny graphic t-shirt
• 100% combed cotton 
• Comfortable, relaxed fit
• Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric
• Crisp, high-quality print
• Made-to-order
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