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Everyone Is Gay? T-Shirt

Everyone Is Gay? T-Shirt

$22.98 USD
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What if Jesus found out everyone was turning gay and immediately called the whole thing off? The Everyone Is Gay? Start the Rapture shirt features an absurdly anti-gay Jesus taking an urgent call on a rotary phone. A religious satire shirt making fun of homophobic Christianity by taking the idea of a gay-panicked Jesus to its ridiculous conclusion.

Shirt Info:

  • Original Happy Fish Water artwork
  • Soft, lightweight 100% combed cotton
  • Relaxed, comfortable unisex fit
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.²
  • High-quality graphic print
  • Made to order

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