Fuck Everyone (with prior written & verbal consent) T-Shirt

If you enjoy confusing people on purpose, this shirt is a masterpiece. It screams “Fuck Everyone” in huge letters, making everyone think you’re a bitter asshole — until they get close and read the smaller text: “(with prior written & verbal consent).” It's the perfect mix of rude and responsible. It makes a great gift for friends with chaotic energy, ethical sluts, and anyone who loves dark humor with a twist. Funny and surprisingly thoughtful, this angry meme shirt lets you look like you hate the world while technically being very polite.

• Designed by Happy Fish Water
• Funny graphic t-shirt
• 100% combed cotton 
• Comfortable, relaxed fit
• Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric
• Crisp, high-quality print
• Made-to-order
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