This embroidered dad hat perfectly sums up the modern experience, constantly horny but too depressed to do anything about it. It’s funny, relatable, and painfully accurate for a lot of people. Made with a relaxed low-profile fit and adjustable strap for all-day comfort. Great for burnt-out millennials, overthinkers, and anyone who’s accepted their chaotic emotional state.
- Original design by Happy Fish Water
- 100% chino cotton twill
- Green camo: 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
- Unstructured 6-panel, low-profile fit
- 6 embroidered eyelets for breathability
- 3 ⅛” crown height
- Adjustable strap with antique buckle
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