I Am A Piece Of Meat T-Shirt

This funny I Am Not Just a Mind I Am a Piece of Meat shirt is for anyone tired of being appreciated exclusively for their thoughts, personality, intelligence, and other deeply inconvenient qualities.

Featuring a mannequin-like head with the top opened to reveal a literal steak instead of a brain, the design takes “I am not just a mind, I am a piece of meat” as literally as possible. It’s a stupid visual joke about being attractive, objectification, looks, and wanting to be appreciated for the meat beneath all those pesky thoughts.

If you like funny sarcastic shirts, inappropriate humor, adult humor, weird shirts, absurd memes, ironic sayings, stupid jokes, attraction humor, dating jokes, and strangely specific statements, this belongs in your increasingly questionable wardrobe.

Shirt Info:

• Designed by Happy Fish Water
• Funny graphic t-shirt
• 100% combed cotton 
• Comfortable, relaxed fit
• Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric
• Crisp, high-quality print
• Made-to-order
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Our unisex graphic shirts are printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001, a soft and lightweight everyday shirt with a comfortable retail fit. Choose your normal size for a standard fit or size up if you prefer something looser.

Sizing / Fit Guide:

The Bella+Canvas 3001 generally runs true to size. Check the size chart before ordering if you prefer a particular fit.

What do you get when you shop Happy Fish Water?

🥩 Proof that you're more than just a pretty mind. There is also meat involved.

🧠 A deeply stupid visual metaphor. A human head containing steak instead of a brain because apparently subtlety wasn't working.

💕 Romance, attraction and objectification rolled into one questionable statement. Finally, something for people who want to be appreciated superficially.

💀 Original Happy Fish Water artwork. Funny shirts, inappropriate graphics, weird memes, offensive humor and other things you probably shouldn't explain to strangers.