I Ate My Foreskin Dad Hat

For when you got circumcised… and immediately regretted it. This embroidered dad hat delivers peak vulgar humor with the self-aware slogan “I Ate My Foreskin.” It’s stupidly funny, wildly inappropriate, and the perfect way to publicly announce your post-foreskin crisis. Made with 100% cotton twill, relaxed low-profile fit, and an adjustable strap for all-day comfort. Your new favorite inappropriate meme hat for owning that one irreversible choice.