I Came Here To Drink And Fuck T-Shirt

Ever since ugly Christmas sweaters became socially acceptable, holiday parties have been racing toward complete collapse. This funny vulgar Christmas shirt pushes things the rest of the way with “I Came Here to Drink and Fuck and I’m Almost Done Drinking,” a festive slogan for people who think holiday spirit should involve significantly more chaos. Perfect for Christmas parties, inappropriate Secret Santa gifts, and making the holidays dramatically more uncomfortable, this offensive Santa shirt delivers exactly the kind of seasonal cheer nobody asked for.