I Can't Find The Clitoris T-Shirt

Humanity has put people on the moon, mapped the ocean floor, and invented self-driving cars, yet some men are still struggling with basic anatomy. The I Can't Find the Clitoris shirt celebrates this embarrassing gap in human knowledge with a painfully direct confession. It's a funny dirty joke about sexual incompetence, misplaced confidence, and the apparently impossible task of locating something that isn't even hiding.

This inappropriate graphic tee takes a familiar sex joke and strips away any attempt at subtlety. With its blunt slogan and ridiculous self-deprecating humor, it's a funny offensive shirt for people who appreciate crude jokes, awkward sexual humor, and admitting defeat before the search has even begun. Some mysteries are better left to the professionals.

Shirt Info:

• Original Happy Fish Water artwork
• 100% combed cotton
• Comfortable, relaxed fit
• Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric
• Crisp, high-quality print
• Made to order

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