I Eat Pizza Ships Like You For Breakfast T-Shirt

If you appreciate stupid humor, bad spelling, and jokes that somehow get funnier the less sense they make, this funny meme shirt is right up your alley. Inspired by a classic movie quote and immediately derailed by complete incompetence, this graphic tee turns a tough-guy threat into a celebration of pure nonsense. Perfect for fans of internet humor, absurd comedy, and shirts that sound like they were written by someone who confidently failed third grade. Makes a great gift for lovers of funny pizza shirts, dumb jokes, and clothing that proudly serves no purpose whatsoever.

• Designed by Happy Fish Water
• Funny meme graphic t-shirt
• 100% combed cotton 
• Comfortable, relaxed fit
• Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric
• Crisp, high-quality print
• Made-to-order
  
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