This edgy meme shirt takes dark humor and drives it straight into oncoming traffic. I Hate Cops Because I Love Drunk Driving is the ultimate drunk driving meme shirt, unapologetically stupid, offensive, and somehow confident enough to exist. It’s the kind of hard tee that makes people laugh, gasp, or cross the street when they see you coming. Perfect for anyone who collects dark humor shirts that go too far, then keeps going anyway.
