I Sell Crack For The CIA Dad Hat

The ultimate conspiracy dad hat. This embroidered hat proudly mentions one of the most unhinged and accurate theories in history. Funny, absurd, and instantly recognizable to anyone who’s ever gone down the rabbit hole, it’s perfect for meme lovers, conspiracy enthusiasts, and people who enjoy wearing ridiculous ideas on their head. Made with a relaxed low-profile fit and adjustable strap for all-day comfort. A great conversation starter and gag gift

• Original design by Happy Fish Water
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green camo: 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured 6-panel, low-profile fit
• 6 embroidered eyelets for breathability
• 3 ⅛” crown height
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
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