I Sell Crack For The CIA Dad Hat

I Sell Crack for the CIA has the energy of a confession that should probably stay off the record. Embroidered on a classic dad hat, it turns one of America’s darker conspiracy theories into casual everyday headwear. A funny conspiracy theory hat for fans of CIA memes, government conspiracies and humor that sounds just plausible enough to make things uncomfortable.

Hat Info:

• Original Happy Fish Water artwork
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green camo: 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured 6-panel, low-profile fit
• 6 embroidered eyelets for breathability
• 3 ⅛” crown height
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Embroidered design

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