I Tolerate America T-Shirt

Patriotism is a spectrum, and sometimes the best you can manage is tolerance. I Tolerate America takes the usual flag-waving enthusiasm and replaces it with a completely indifferent American flag face that looks like it has already heard enough.

This design is for cynical Americans, reluctant patriots, political satire fans, pessimists, progressives, and anyone whose current relationship with the United States can best be described as “it’s complicated.” Patriotic enough to feature the flag. Not patriotic enough to pretend everything is going great.

Shirt Info:

• Designed by Happy Fish Water
• Funny graphic t-shirt
• 100% combed cotton 
• Comfortable, relaxed fit
• Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric
• Crisp, high-quality print
• Made-to-order
• See more funny America shirts

The Bella+Canvas 3001 is a soft, lightweight unisex tee with a modern retail fit. Comfortable enough for everyday wear, political arguments, family gatherings, voting, complaining about the government, or quietly staring into the distance while somebody explains why America is the greatest country on Earth.

Sizing/Fit Guide:

Bella+Canvas 3001 tees have a unisex retail fit and generally run true to size. Choose your normal size for a standard fit or size up if you prefer something roomier.

What do you get when you shop with us?

🇺🇸 A reasonable amount of patriotism. Not “America is perfect.” Not “death to America.” Just a manageable level of continued tolerance.

😐 An American flag that shares your enthusiasm. We gave it the facial expression of someone who has been following the news.

🦅 Political commentary requiring almost no explanation. Three words, one deeply unimpressed face, and several centuries of complicated feelings.

🗳️ Something for the reluctant patriot. You live here. You have opinions. Some of them are even positive.

⭐ Original artwork for cynical Americans. From Happy Fish Water, where patriotism comes with terms and conditions.