I Was Sober For 4 Years T-Shirt

Four years sober is pretty impressive when you're four years old. The I Was Sober for Four Years Then I Turned Five shirt turns childhood sobriety into an absurd drinking joke about falling off the wagon before kindergarten. A funny drinking shirt for anyone who appreciates alcohol humor and deeply unimpressive sobriety milestones.

Shirt Info:

• Original Happy Fish Water artwork
• Soft, lightweight 100% combed cotton
• Relaxed, comfortable unisex fit
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.²
• High-quality graphic print
• Made to order

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