Mommy Needs A Cigarette T-Shirt

Mommy needs a cigarette. Not a meditation app. Not a gentle reminder to practice self-care. Not another person asking what’s for dinner. Just five uninterrupted minutes where nobody needs a snack, can’t find their shoes, or is yelling from another room.

Our Mommy Needs a Cigarette shirt is for tired moms, overstimulated moms, hot mess moms, and women who love sassy Y2K humor with a slightly questionable attitude. The bratty statement and nostalgic graphic style make it perfect for millennial moms, girls’ nights, school pickup, running errands, or quietly communicating that Mommy has reached maximum capacity.

Shirt Info:

• Designed by Happy Fish Water
• Funny graphic t-shirt
• 100% combed cotton 
• Comfortable, relaxed fit
• Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric
• Crisp, high-quality print
• Made-to-order
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The Bella+Canvas 3001 has a soft, lightweight feel and modern unisex fit that’s comfortable without feeling bulky. Wear your normal size for a standard fit or size up if you prefer something looser.

What do you get when you shop with us?

😵💫 Clothing for people who have reached their daily limit. Because sometimes motherhood is beautiful, and sometimes someone has asked you for a snack while actively holding a snack.

💅 Designs with an actual personality. Sassy mom humor, weird statements, dark jokes, Y2K nonsense, and graphics for people who don’t need another inspirational quote telling them to choose joy.

👩 A funny mom shirt that doesn’t say “Mama Bear.” You’re welcome.

🎨 Original artwork made for people with questionable senses of humor. The kind of stuff that gets compliments from strangers and concerned looks from relatives.

⭐ A soft everyday tee you’ll actually want to wear. Comfortable enough for doing mom stuff, avoiding mom stuff, or hiding somewhere in the house until everyone stops saying “Mommy.”