My Body Is A Machine T-Shirt

Some shirts are designed to start conversations. This one skips straight to ending them. Featuring the phrase "My Body Is a Machine That Turns Semen Into Abortions," it's an unapologetically pro-choice statement wrapped in some of the darkest political humor imaginable. Whether people laugh, gasp, or immediately walk away is entirely up to them.

This funny abortion shirt is for fans of pro-choice humor, liberal satire, politically incorrect graphic tees, and jokes that refuse to soften the message. If you're shopping for an inappropriate women's shirt, an awful novelty tee, or what might genuinely be the worst shirt ever made, you've found it.

• Designed by Happy Fish Water
• Funny graphic t-shirt
• 100% combed cotton 
• Comfortable, relaxed fit
• Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric
• Crisp, high-quality print
• Made-to-order
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