Open Thy Royal Gate of Piss and Blood T-Shirt

Next time someone asks how you’re doing, let medieval suffering handle the conversation for you. The Open Thy Royal Gate of Piss and Blood shirt turns gross-out humor into a dramatic fantasy proclamation, blending filthy jokes with old-world language for a truly cursed result. Perfect for fans of weird shirts, inappropriate humor, and designs that sound like they were shouted by a dying knight in a plague village. Equal parts disgusting, ridiculous, and strangely majestic.

• Designed by Happy Fish Water
• Funny meme graphic t-shirt
• 100% combed cotton 
• Comfortable, relaxed fit
• Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric
• Crisp, high-quality print
• Made-to-order
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