When I Die Taxidermy Me T-Shirt

This funny When I Die Taxidermy Me shirt is for anyone who has already started making deeply unnecessary plans for their remains.

Featuring the words “When I Die Taxidermy Me” with a bizarre human-faced bear illustration, the design takes an already questionable final request and somehow makes it considerably worse. Burial is temporary. Being displayed in someone’s living room in a permanent crouching position is forever.

If you like dark humor shirts, taxidermy humor, morbid jokes, weird shirts, inappropriate humor, absurd memes, death jokes, brainrot animals and deeply concerning graphic tees, this belongs in your increasingly questionable wardrobe.

Shirt Info:

• Designed by Happy Fish Water
• Funny graphic t-shirt
• 100% combed cotton 
• Comfortable, relaxed fit
• Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric
• Crisp, high-quality print
• Made-to-order
• See more funny meme shirts

Our unisex graphic shirts are printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001, a soft and lightweight everyday shirt with a comfortable retail fit. Choose your normal size for a standard fit or size up if you prefer something looser.

Sizing / Fit Guide:

The Bella+Canvas 3001 generally runs true to size. Check the size chart before ordering if you prefer a particular fit.

What do you get when you shop Happy Fish Water?

🐒 A clear set of instructions for your loved ones. There should be absolutely no confusion about what happens to the body.

⚰️ An alternative to traditional burial. Why disappear underground when you could remain a permanent part of the home decor?

🪵 A potential family heirloom. Your grandchildren may not want you, but legally that sounds like their problem.

💀 Original Happy Fish Water artwork. Weird shirts, dark humor, inappropriate graphics and other ideas that should probably have remained thoughts.