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When Onion Rings, I Answer T-Shirt

When Onion Rings, I Answer T-Shirt

$22.98 USD
$22.98 USD
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This When Onion Rings I Answer shirt takes a very stupid food pun and follows it all the way to its logical conclusion: an old-fashioned rotary telephone made entirely out of onion rings.

The handset is an onion ring. The dial is onion rings. Even the curly phone cord is made from onion rings. There’s ketchup on the side because apparently accuracy matters when designing telecommunications equipment out of fried food.

Perfect for fans of funny food shirts, food puns, dad jokes, silly memes, stupid jokes, funny sayings, clean humor, visual puns, and anyone who appreciates a joke that really did not need this much effort.

Shirt Info:

Our unisex graphic shirts are printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001, a soft and lightweight everyday shirt with a comfortable retail fit. Choose your normal size for a standard fit or size up if you prefer something looser.

What do you get when you shop Happy Fish Water?

🧅 A functioning onion-based telecommunications system. Functionality not guaranteed.

☎️ An aggressively literal food pun. We could have stopped at “When Onion Rings.” We did not.

🍟 A shirt for people who still enjoy stupid jokes. Food humor, dad jokes and ridiculous visual puns without needing twelve layers of irony to explain them.

🐟 Original Happy Fish Water artwork. Weird shirts, funny graphics and dumb ideas taken considerably further than necessary.

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