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You Can't Breathalyze Meth

You Can't Breathalyze Meth

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This hoodie says “You Can’t Breathalyze Meth” — a logical statement wrapped in complete degeneracy. Made for fans of offensive hoodies, dark drug humor, and meme apparel that shouldn't exist, this design delivers cursed internet energy in the comfiest way possible. Perfect for anyone who enjoys weird logic, unhinged graphic hoodies, or just wants to make rehab group chats deeply uncomfortable.

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